Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023

charp putze

A very,fresh,tight vagina.

Damn,that virgin has a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat April 29, 2006

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 26, 2011

Putz

Being absolutely jacked, probably benches 4 plates.

That guy's a Putz

by Daily Zyzz May 10, 2022

Putz

Anyone over the age of 30 that still lives with their parents and sponges off everybody daily. Has no shame in scabbing through life and has no ambition to ever get a job or do anything for that matter. The highlight of a Putz's day is rubbing one out and waiting for the neighbour to get home to scab a ciggarette. A burden on the world

That useless cunt does nothing all day the fucking Putz

by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019

Li'l Putz

National leader that misjudges the rest of the world in relationship to their nation.

Vladimir Putin misjudged how the Ukrainians and the rest of the World, would "welcome" his invasion.
He is such a Li'l Putz.

by Gerk Merkin March 15, 2022