Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

Pyongyang Pufferfish

When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.

This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish

by smashkat February 22, 2025

The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.

“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”

by Door breaker March 21, 2025

Pufferfish Care

A furry

Person 1 "Pufferfish Care is my favorite YouTuber"
Person 2 "Pufferfish care is a furry"

by TwinklyToedTyler June 14, 2023