Alpha Kappa Psi

THE professional business fraternity. AKPsi is a co-ed professional fraternity founded in 1904 at New York University. It is recognized across the nation as the premier developer of ethical business leaders. Known for kick-ass parties and people.
Beats the shit out of Delta Sigma Pi.

"Drink up bitch, this is Alpha Kappa Psi."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

0 psi

Shorthand for "no pressure."

him: you wanna' be friends with benefits?
her: i'll think about it
him: 0 psi

by nanobot May 17, 2009

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

kAPPA kAPPA pSI

To be considered as an additional definition of "Kappa Kappa Psi" and •not• intended as a derogatory dig at the honor society of the same name.

The sound —first heard circa 1981— made by someone using a PC keyboard when they forget (for the umpteenth time) that the shift key, with Caps Lock engaged, doesn't behave like a typewriter's caps-lock/shift combination.

Of note, this was Bill Gate's first "productivity improvement" (of many, so-called) lofted on an unsuspecting public.

The kAPPA kAPPA pSI is most likely to be encountered when opting to let fingers fly over the keyboard while typing a familiar phrase, before realizng caps lock is engaged:

(starts typing) "tHE qUICK bROWN fOX…"
<sigh>
"Damn you Caps Lock!"

by The medium Boss April 17, 2014

Omega Psi Phi

Historically black fraternity founded on the kampus of Howard University in 1911. Fraternity of low grade having guys who are humiliated during their pledge process and who come to embrass all the nasty and unsanitary practices of life. None to have sex with anything with legs.

Did you see that que leave the bathroom without washing his hands. He's a nasty nasty que. Omega Psi Phi

by skee-yo May 2, 2006

phi kappa psi

Brainwashed fraternity guys who like to think that they are better than everyone else. They like to think that what they do in the fraternity and their position in the fraternity is a representation of their value as human beings, and is a scale of how successful they will be in life. They have a weekly chapter meeting, that is anywhere from 3 to 5 hours long, where they bitch about everyone who is not in the meeting, and continuosly have pointless arguments that get them all no where. And they look down upon anyone in the fraternity who disagrees with the majority, and has friends outside of it.

Some of them, about a fourth, are genuinely good people who just want to party, better themselves, and make friendships that will last them a lifetime. It is a pity that a majority of them are tools.

- Hey Phi Kappa Psi brothers we're much better than everyone else. It's cause we say so. Yeah, everyone wants to be just like us.

by Betrayed Brother January 13, 2008

phi psi

Short for Phi Kappa Psi, a fraternity that:

-Makes pledges suck cock
-Will accept ANYONE and ANYTHING
-Rarely gets laid
-Has no intelligent brothers

Wow, look at that phi psi pledge! I bet if he doesn't complete his assignment, he will be spanked until he passes out!

by Xerces September 7, 2007