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french provisional

Usually a misspelling of the words 'French Provincial', could also refer to a line of cardboard temporary furniture in the French Provincial style.
"I won't be living here long, so I'll just furnish the place with some french provisional furniture."
by Creepy Craig April 7, 2008
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Provisions

(n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis
“Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!”
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Prevision

Pretending to revise;

To open your text book at the topic of study and go somewhere else. To look at your books but learn nothing. To talk to classmates about revising as if you are.

Usually carried out before actual revision.

procrastinate
"How's studying going?" "I've just completed three days of prevision"
by MerchLo January 26, 2012
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provivion

1. An adjective used to describe an ugly ass person.
Yo, Jermey is such a provivion .

I know he's so fucking ugly.
by HEY HEY HEY BLURRED LINES June 16, 2016
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prolisingularity

pro'li-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n. pl. -ties.

1. The point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation* at which the presentation ceases to be compelling due to length.

2. The theoretical point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation at which the presentation is converted to interactive electronic game format to preserve its overall integrity.

3. Gaming. The theoretical point in a given interactive electronic game at which the game is converted to non-interactive entertainment presentation due to lack of storyline integrity. See Doom. –also pro-li'ci-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n.

*e.g. a staged theatrical performance

Definition (c) 2006 Wondrous Inventions. http://crazedgnome.wordpress.com/ under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 license.
1. This season of "24" reached prolisingularity nineteen hours ago.

2. Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series may become a game but will never make it to the movies due to prolisingularity.

3. The movie "Doom" sucks.
by Wizzel Cogcarrier Wizzleton IV September 12, 2008
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Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011
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providing the brown

The person who is receiving penetrative anal sex is ‘providing the brown’. This is this is similar, but different, to someone who is providing the pink.
Partner 1: “Do you like to receive anal sex?”
Partner 2: “Yeah, I love providing the brown.”
by JFDI March 4, 2016
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