Prophet YHWH

The true name of the first Adam on earth.

The Prophet YHWH is the supreme being who went from spirit to man and created everything on earth.

by The Covenant Messenger September 14, 2021

Piss Prophet

People who determined if a woman was going to have a baby in 14th century by studying her... uh... urine.

Piss prophets are not good people. Studying your piss to see if you will have babies? Yikes.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

Voodoo Prophet

Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.

David Koresh was a real Voodoo Prophet. He lead many of his followers straight to their deaths.

by bobojangle September 12, 2015

Traffic Prophet

A Person who, while driving, prides him or herself in predicting the actions of the driver behind or in-front of them before the driver does it.

DRIVER: Okay he's driving a Buick so that automatically means he's a senior citizen WHICH MEANS he's gonna slow down to at least 10 mph here at this turn because the elderly are as we all know, terrified of taking a turn too fast and running the risk of flipping over their car.

(*the person in the other car does just that*)

DRIVER: I Knew It!

PERSON IN SHOTGUN: Let it Go, You're such a Traffic Prophet!

by Aquaris April 27, 2013

The Prophet Yahweh

In the book of Genesis 2:4-7 the Israelites God "Yahweh" or "YHWH" put his spirit in man; becoming a living soul. This first human was called "Adam" which means to make. According to the Holy Quran, this Adam was the first prophet of God (Deuteronomy 18:18-19). His name is "Prophet Yahweh" as mentioned in "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor."

"The Prophet Yahweh" is his name as mentioned in Deuteronomy 18:18-19.

by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2021

Prophets of Rage

The second coming of Rage Against The Machine

Person: Have you heard about Prophets of Rage?
Me: Yes they are amazing

by GGWPizza May 14, 2018