Proctolosophy

The act of extracting deep ideas from very dark places.

1) She hopes her forays into proctolosophy will penetrate the enigma of the human condition.
2) Is he procotolosophizing, or is he just blowing hot air?

by ssqueeny March 10, 2009

Prom Whore

A girl or guy who goes to as many different proms, on as many different weekends as they can.

Person 1: Sarah is going to prom with Tyler, Leo, Harry, Charles, and Ned.
Person 2: Wait, how?
Person 3: They're all on different nights, because they go to different schools.
Person 4: Wow, what a prom whore.

by roxieiscool March 13, 2010

Prom 2011

A night where a certain lucky guy will hopefully get to take the greatest girl ever as his date.

Adam: Erinn, will you go to Prom 2011 with me?

Erinn: (insert answer here)

by yourboyfriend:) February 25, 2011

prom

Shortened form of promenade. Defined fully in the previous 10 some entries.

Hey Billy-Sue, would you be so kind as to be my date to the prom? I promise I'll take a shower if you do.

by Frost March 12, 2004

Tight Like Prom Night

The ultimate level of tightness. Something is so thorough or well done, it will never be recreated on that level of tightness again, much like prom night sex.

"I heard that rock show was tight last night, how tight was it?" "It was tight like prom night!"

by Lexron Jenkins July 3, 2006

promblem

any problem associated to prom, also refers to prama

coined by a Mr. Wade T. G. on May 12, 2009

A: damn man, Bob has so many promblems this year...
B: damn dude, same with Joe

by wadetg May 14, 2009

promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog

v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.

by Kreapar May 16, 2005