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Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.
Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!
by Ethetic June 11, 2014
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procrastanigga

A nigga that waits till 11:59 to get ready for the club knowing damn well he got to leave a 12 and don't even have his shit picked out.
Where's Walt?

You know that procrastanigga ain't even started getting ready yet.
by Dog eat dog June 3, 2016
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procrastaddiction

The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.
Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.
by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017
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procrastaception

I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.
by fkcboi February 14, 2017
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procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.
Dude, I survived procrastageddon
by NoxMelo November 7, 2017
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Procrastagrammer

1. A person who procrastinates posting on Instagram.
2. A person who constantly makes posts for Instagram and talks about posting them, but never actually posts them.
Trent: “OMG Lilly, stop talking about posting on Instagram and just post already-you’re such a procrastagrammer!!”

Lilly: “I still have posts on my phone from Christmas that I haven’t posted on Instagram and it’s already July like you might as well call me a procrastagrammer!”

Paige: “Lilly, you are definitely the biggest procrastagrammer I’ve ever met!!”
by LillyConner July 6, 2020
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Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.
Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.
by Eon ma I January 9, 2021
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