Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Line Producer

A guy who produces coke lines for big shot actors

wheres my line producer im on in 5 mins

by Cman waters November 5, 2005

produce porn

When you find the only dick you can get, is in the produce section, and you post it on YouTube.

Have you seen mr. Produces stash of produce porn he watches at work?

by Valcanictits August 1, 2016

executive producer

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

by anonkm June 27, 2017

Cap Producer

Also known as Cap Artist, a cap producer is a crazy Russian whom only lies and waffles whilst saying its not cap even after being scientifically proven by the 7'11 gaming golem.

Jana: I cry every night because you’re so mean to me.

*abundantly apparent evidence of pure 100% cap*

smh another cap producer

by itsfeedintime November 24, 2020

mister-produce

To mister-produce; To mister-produce something: A verb that describes the very professional and sophisticated (technical) management required during A Emergency Meeting.

Comes from the noun"Mister Producer" , which has been the same person in every known case:

Sir Andrew Tate (the Top G).

"Yo bro, have you seen the recent emergency meeting?"

"yeah man, It was mister-produced flawlessly !"

"FAX! I wish I could mister-produce like that."

by NVBJP June 15, 2023

do a produce

To defecate; to go take a crap.

I'm gonna go do a produce.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007