what you're doing right now! get back to studying/doing homework or if your bored and looked this up for fun....why?
Jim: Did you study last night?
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
by Sunrise-Succulent January 24, 2019
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2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
1. This is an example of a shitty definition of the Art of Procrastination. (lol?)
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
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1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
by Mattoco May 21, 2008
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by psyCohn April 7, 2010
Get the procrastinatious mug.Doing work, then deciding to procrastinate by do something else, then deciding to procrastinate that by doing something completely different. This keeps on going until you hit a stage where what you are doing makes no sense and isn't useful to you in anyway.
Dude 1: Hey how did the essay writing go?
Dude 2: Well at first it went well, then I decided I should probably revise for my exam first, then I thought maybe I should clean my room so I can revise in a clean environment. However while cleaning my room I got preoccupied with a spider I found under my bed. In the end I hit 'procrastination limbo' when I realized all I'm doing now is watching a spider trying to eat a piece of cheese I laid out for it.
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Dude 2: Well at first it went well, then I decided I should probably revise for my exam first, then I thought maybe I should clean my room so I can revise in a clean environment. However while cleaning my room I got preoccupied with a spider I found under my bed. In the end I hit 'procrastination limbo' when I realized all I'm doing now is watching a spider trying to eat a piece of cheese I laid out for it.
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by L'Awesome Jones January 14, 2012
Get the Procrastination Limbo mug.The final Sunday of a holiday or school break where you realize you have a shitload of homework that you didn't do yet.
Person 1: Hey man did you finish your homework yet?
Person 2: Oh shit, is it Procrastination Sunday already?
Person 1: Yeah you're gonna fail that class
Person 2: Fuck it YOLO
Person 2: Oh shit, is it Procrastination Sunday already?
Person 1: Yeah you're gonna fail that class
Person 2: Fuck it YOLO
by iMaggy May 14, 2012
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