No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.
by Abubaca August 16, 2024
Get the Procrastibatemug. Tanner procrastibated In the parking lot
by Notme47 March 29, 2022
Get the Procrastibatedmug. a portmanteau of the words Procrastinate and Masturbate. Implying that a person procrastinates by masturbating. Its a comon occurance in every mans life, where he says to himself, i need to do something, but i would rather pleasure myself.
Instead of doing his studying for his test, steve decided to procrastibate and ended up spending all day, lying on the couch, watching dirty movies.
by Kyben36 June 15, 2014
Get the Procrastibatemug. by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018
Get the Procrastibationmug. To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
Get the Procrastibatemug. A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
Get the Procrastibatemug. I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes
by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018
Get the Procrastibatingmug.