painted baby

A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.

That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!

by Sue Pirnova March 25, 2009

printer ink

The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.

Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.

"I just spent a weeks wages on a colour print cartridge"

by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003

6 pointed star

sexual-position; where the man approaches women from behind on knees, while women lay on back with arch, keeping legs closed up until the knees where she would divide her ankles on mans shoulders. specifically thrusting the vagina, man will keep ahold womens knees together, while women hold mans knees on floor. illumanating a "6 pointed star" figure.

Kendra offered the 6 pointed star to her lover tonight.

by Long shlong john January 30, 2010

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.

Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004

punny printer

Punny Printer is a phrase that relates to an extreamly short pair of shorts, simillar to the term "batty rider" the term punny translates in English to "pussy" the printer part of the phrase is related to the "punny" constantantly rubbing up against or "printing" on the shorts.

You see dem gyal wear da punny printer still!

by Lordlondon81 January 27, 2016

printer

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!

by pfloyd February 20, 2003