PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder)

The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.

by dbp0011 November 19, 2016

president agent orange

A (so called) term of endearment for the so called 45th President of the United States.

"I just want to thank President Agent Orange for perpetuating all of the evil that you've been perpetuating throughout the United States," -Busta Rhymes

by Alx42 February 12, 2017

Presidont

A President who practically does nothing, and if he/she does do anything, it is for the bad of the people he/she is trying to represent.

George W. Bush is a huge presidont.

by Josiah Tyler Perrin April 27, 2008

Presidential smile

The act of smiling at someone when they have just said something hateful to you, so as to show that the statement has not had the desired effect and you have not displayed the emotion that they hoped to elicit from you.

Domenica tries to hurt Shane by making critical statements of him.

Shane puts on presidential smile and does not respond to criticism.

Domenica returns look with confused facial expression.

by flightyzeus June 9, 2013

President Dipshit

Yet another in a long list of terms that describe George W. Bush

The part of the country I live in, Bush is called President Dipshit.

by jesster79 November 22, 2005

dead presidents

U.S. currency, preferably in bill form

Settin precedents
Makin mad dead presidents

by Super Guy March 18, 2004

President Chimp

A nickname given to a president (or any other senior authority figure) who is clearly incompetent and completely ill-suited to his position of power but still manages to maintain at least some form of likability factor.

This expression became popular during the early years of the George W. Bush administration.

All hail President Chimp! He may be incompetent but he sure does make us smile! Haha! Did you hear what he just said?

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010