Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy November 6, 2007

PreManstrual Syndrome

The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.

Whats his problem?" "Oh its just PreManstrual Syndrome.

by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

preik

A German man who is physically arousing. Can cause any girl to fall desperately in love with him. He will leave you always wanting more. He is tall and muscular and tan.

Girl he is a Preik

by merica'texasssbabyyyy June 8, 2014

Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."

preemptive flush courtesy flush

by Stew711 July 20, 2015

Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.

Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?

by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020

The Preems

A good strain of pot that is skunky, tastes good, and gets you higher than most other strains.

Example 1: I just grabbed..it's the preems!

Example 2: You gots..oh yeah..the preems!

by Northern Lights April 17, 2005

PRAIM

The act pertaining to a large man of caucasian and asian mixed decent perfoming anal penetration on a woman. Leaving the anus wounded, bloody and scarred. Destroying the grippers.

Dude, did you hear what happened to Joel's little sister? she got all drunk at the science olympics and she got the shit praimed out of her. Now i hear she can't hold her mud.

by lil sally December 23, 2008