Premail Address

an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both.

i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8.

by likeomgsara March 20, 2009

permacock

A girl who has zero down time between boyfriends, or, always has a "cock" in her. Typically associated with beautiful, desirable girls .

It's impossible to date her, she's got permacock.

by adambluekc June 5, 2015

Premature Edumpulation

When one person in a relationship thinks the other is going to break up with them they decide to dump the other first. Except the person never had intentions of dumping the other and now there are huge regrets. They acted in haste, and had Premature Edumpulation

Hey man what happened with you and Mary?

OH we got in a fight and out of nowhere she dumped me!

Wow that's crazy dude, were you going to break up with her or something?

NO, we just had a fight and now she TOTALLY is regretting dumping me

Ohhh. Yeah, typical woman. She wanted to dump YOU before she got dumped herself! She had premature edumpulation.

by Proper Modulation October 20, 2016

Premature Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

Big 'preach

"Big 'preach" is a term used to express serene gratitude in a casual manner. The term is considered by many a shortened pronunciation of "big appreciate".

Yo homie, thanks for sucking my dick! Big 'preach.

by Jay Raughed November 16, 2020

premad

Of, and, or relating to becoming angry before having sound reason to do so.

(While playing Phase 10)

Douchebag: "I am going to skip you--Are you ready to be mad?"
Person A: "Should I premad?"

by premadbro December 16, 2013

premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it

Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.

by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007