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Pokemon Whore

The word Pokemon Whore is used to describe someone who lurks around games arcades, play grounds, skate parks, schools etc.. offering sex to males of any age in the hope of gaining a new and rare pokemon card.
Eg 1:
"That chick is such a pokemon whore.."

Eg 2:
"I totally got layed by this pokemon whore, stupid fuck face didn't realise the cards i gave her were fake"
by tails_99 July 16, 2009
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Pokémaster

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.
by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014
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Pokemoan

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.
You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.
by esekaese July 18, 2016
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pokeman

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.
Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.
by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004
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pokemon go to the polls

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.
Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.
by DATBOI69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 6, 2016
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Pokemon DB

Pokemondb..net, or pokemon database, is a pokemon vault of information. There, you can get info on things such as pokemon, moves, and abilities without the clutter and mess that many other sites have. It also features a Q & A section where registered users are able to ask questions concerning the game when it might not be covered in their database. The site also has a twitter account from which it posts periodic updates. While one of the lesser known pokemon sites, it still holds up well as a reliable source of information.
Want to know what moves Giratina learns in Pokemon White? Then go to pokemon db to find out.
by Pingasmaster June 14, 2011
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Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers
Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos
by holidayze December 6, 2011
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