how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Potato Knishes

A very weird song about potatoes on YouTube that is popular but very creepy.

"Look up the song Potato Knishes on YouTube, you will like it."

by Jaxsenlover January 1, 2017

X-Potato

X-Potato is a word that shouted by a cute doggo on youtube called Inugami Korone, it can be used to call her fan, but basically we are all X-Potato

We are all X-Potato

by Hiraa November 20, 2020

potatosexual

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.

potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”

by sakasirat July 9, 2021

Potate

The act of embracing your inner potato-like qualities and simply just chillin' out.

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

by highspeedpotato May 31, 2016