Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016

Porch nigga

A (usually Black or minority) sell-out who sits up front and pushes the agenda or gives a Black face (or representative of another disenfranchised group) to policies, actions or institutions inimical to his or her own people or people. A porch nigga or porch negro is you will, is a convenient front-man who holds much less authority than his or her name or title implies. The phrase has long been in common use among Blacks and Whites as well as has this specific meaning. This is not new slang or a racist term per se, though it is obviously impolite and politically incorrect to use in many settings. It is akin to an Uncle Tom, only the porch nigga has some relatively high nominal status and may just be an opportunist or someone who just doesn't care how his role as a front man might be harmful. Porch niggas think that they are special or deserve their high nominal status. Recently a black commentator told Juan Williams at Fox News, when he was fired for an anti Islamic comment from his other gig at NPR that he was going "back on the porch". This phrase was misunderstood by some not versed in American racial vernacular.

Person #1 "Obama is the porch nigga for the same old policies we've been seeing that screws over working folks and people of color throughout the world."
Person #2 "You know that's right!"

by Green Brathwaite October 30, 2013

porch dick

A person sitting on his porch being an asshole to people passing by.

Jessie's husband was a total porch dick to Rick last night.

by RR14cap March 8, 2015

porch monkey

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

by k0_ November 29, 2018

Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie December 9, 2003

porch people

People who spend their time sitting on their front porch all day. Their porches are outfitted with family room type furniture and sometime even a refrigerator. These people will resist all forms of exercise and personal hygiene. Porch people's main forms of entertainment are the arrival of the ice cream man, watching the bug zapper at work, and Nascar events.

"Hey look at those porch people swarming that ice cream truck"

by F.R. January 7, 2005