Poonami

A flow of menstrual blood so severe it forms a tidal wave or destroys hopes and dreams

Oh shit man, that was a total poonami

by _THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND_ April 1, 2009

poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005

poosum

A lovely snuggly black and white fluffy cat or kitten

What a lovely poosum!

by hyeemy February 16, 2009

poonmeister

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.

'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'

by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009

poonmoogle

a person who refuses to do anything with his friends

my friend jeb is such a poonmoogle

by mat and the Krew May 16, 2006

poonami

The wave created by the taking of a massive dump.

The poonami flowed past my keister and down my legs, soaking my socks.

by butt-jack December 29, 2004

Poopum

Readying one's pooper for anal insertion

After much hesitation and consequent wining and dining, Amy conceded to poopum for the sake of her relationship.

by Poopums Alabaster McGee April 7, 2011