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Pontiac 6000

Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.
People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.
by Nameles October 28, 2004
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Pontiac Music Hall

a music venue in Springdale, arkansas that doubles as a coffee shop. It used to be pontiac dealership, thus the name. Shows are usually deathcore or grindcore, with occasional indie and alternative shows.
The Pontiac Music Hall has a distinctive smell of old books. Its very dirty looking and somewhat messy.

The audience is mostly scene kids and punks. Routine at the PMH is hanging out at in the coffee shop until the show begins, and then going and watching some of the bands in the back room with the stage. Admittance is only $7. Bands usually suck, but it's good fun to dance. The area is very small and there's usually an occasional obnoxious hardcore dancer.

The PMH is the place to be seen if you are scene.
Jenny Brokenhearts: After I straighten my hair, lets go to the Pontiac Music Hall.

Noah Skinnyjeans: Last night Hound of Hades was sick at the Pontiac Music Hall.

Guthrie: I can't wait for Saturday's show at the Pontiac music hall.
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pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.
Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"
by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008
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pontiac tom

A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".
Damn it stop trying to give my little sister "rides" in your family car pontiac tom!
by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004
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pontiac grand am

Cheaply built, cheaply priced, low budget interior and butt ugly exterior make this perhaps the worst built 4 door car ever sold in North America. Who ever was responsible in engineering the grand am between (1993-2004) should be shot.
"oh man, check out that car... (sighs) oh its a pontiac grand am.. boo
by kartic May 27, 2006
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pontiac babe

As Pontiac used to say, "Wider is better", A BBW or SSBBW
Look at the size of that girl, she's a real Pontiac babe!
by ssbbwlover June 27, 2011
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Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road
While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.
by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005
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