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Ponderosa

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.
"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"
by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017
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ponderosa high school

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.
Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.
by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017
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Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`
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global pandemilovato

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread
All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021
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pandemic

Brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire shit that'll get you fucked up, on The Wire. Not to be confused with WMD, Bin Laden, or Icicles.
Bodie Broadus: "PAAAAANDEMIC! Got that PANDEMIC!"
Bubs: "Gimme two"
*Bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner*
by Preston Broadus December 10, 2009
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pondered

Thought about
She pondered the fact.
by giggirl2005 April 10, 2017
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pandemarathon

Refers to the TV networks running marathons of shows and movies during the covid-19 corona virus pandemic where people were asked to quarantine for two weeks in mid March of 2020.
I'm fix'n to blaze up during this quarantine and watch me this pandemarathon of 12 hrs of Bar Rescue. Then I'm gonna watch a pandemarathon of three Rambo movies in a row!
by JoeyBomm March 29, 2020
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