Ponk

The act of hitting something or someone with a comedic implement, such as an inflatable hammer.

I'm going to ponk that dog if it keeps barking.

I ponked Ian when he wasn't looking.

by Rufus Vegas May 24, 2025

pee-ponks

what Nanas call boobs.

Nana: look at that girls "pee-ponks", where is her mother?!!?

by nutt08 July 29, 2010

Ponk

The action which precedes the honking of one's car horn. Typically used after being cutoff in traffic by the same individual more than once.

"What is this guy doing? He's cut me off twice now!"

"Ponk your horn."

by Some6FtBean September 4, 2025

ponk

The act of honking, while honk being the result of a ponk.

Peter ponked at the man in the truck, and the angry man confronted him in traffic, until Chit scared him away.

by codiddle September 8, 2025

Ponks

A cute way to name a person with name Mark in Estonia.

My parents used to call me Ponks in my childhood.

by Karolita :) March 9, 2022

gold ponks

An absolute cunt

Eg George c is gold ponks

by Real,commar December 10, 2017

Ponk

A gay male named Justin

Look at that ponk, he got a yam on him

by Justinaponk123 September 10, 2025