Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

huh Polling

Something you say when you don't know what else to say or the conversation got really awkward just now.

"I fell in love with one of the muppets when I was little. I still love them."
"huh Polling."

by CaptainLost July 16, 2021

Ernest Poling

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3

Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!

by Southsidethief August 2, 2021

Water poloing

The act of slapping items into a person’s anus while in a swimming pool.

I’m gonna go prank John by water poloing him! My water poloing record is 43!

by playboifarti72 April 9, 2024