I've got a polish background so you fuckers who bag Poland are in for it.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006
Get the poland mug.Ex-Commander of the Soviet Submarine K-19. Polenin is under great pressure from the Russian leadership to not only launch on time, but to have the new flagship of the fleet ready for a successful missile test firing to get the attention of the U.S. government. The fact that some systems in the K-19 seem to be faulty and fail on a regular basis is of no concern for the government, and they believe that Captain Polenin has put the safety of his crew over the interests of the Communist Party. Russia, by thus, decides that Capt. Polenin is not fit to command the ship. Since Polenin knows the ship and crew well, he is assigned to stay aboard the K-19 as an executive officer under the command of Captain. Alexi Vostrikov
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Captain Polenin: "At every stage of this disaster which came within moments of being a far greater disaster, the officers and crew did what had to be done. 7 are now dead. And nobody knows how many more are dying or how fast. These are the men who returned home to be interrogated as if a crime had been commited. Questioned, even when undergoing treatment for radiation poisoning. Locked up and denied access to wives and families. But they and their comrades saved K-19. And maybe, just maybe, they saved all of you as well."
Soviet Brass: "Thank you Capt. Polenian"
Captain Polenin: "One thing more, please."
Soviet Brass: "Thank you-"
Captain Polenin: "No Captain, in the Soviet Navy has ever been faced with such decisions. The fate of the boat, the crew... the fate of the world. All in the balance. (sighs) The Navy is my life, and one thing I know: there can be only one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you. None of you has the right to judge Capt. Vostrikov. You weren't there... I was. He was our captain, he was my captain. (Looks over at Captain Vostrikov and stands at attention) And it would be an honor, to sail under his command again."
Soviet Brass: "Thank you Capt. Polenian"
Captain Polenin: "One thing more, please."
Soviet Brass: "Thank you-"
Captain Polenin: "No Captain, in the Soviet Navy has ever been faced with such decisions. The fate of the boat, the crew... the fate of the world. All in the balance. (sighs) The Navy is my life, and one thing I know: there can be only one captain of a ship. The burden of command is on his shoulders, and his alone. None of you. None of you has the right to judge Capt. Vostrikov. You weren't there... I was. He was our captain, he was my captain. (Looks over at Captain Vostrikov and stands at attention) And it would be an honor, to sail under his command again."
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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Elan School: LIES!
Elan's purpose is not to change an ill-behaved child into a well-behaved child, but rather to return home a responsible young adult.
Elan's purpose is not to change an ill-behaved child into a well-behaved child, but rather to return home a responsible young adult.
I remember as a new student (Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.), I was crying when I was told to scrub a garbage can as a punishment for something so minor that I can’t even remember the cause. I has stopped cleaning it, and that was when the staff determined that I has to be restrained and dragged to “the corner”, isolation in a room to the point when one barely feels human. I tried to fight back, as any normal person would do when one is touched and forcefully grabbed without consent. Instead of just bringing me to the corner, the staff had other students hold me up, my hands and feet restrained, as other students were forced to scream and degrade me.
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Great Country in Central Europe. Inhabitants are very intelligent unlike those dumb fat Americans. This country went through a hard time during the World War 2. Poland destroyed the most Nazi Soldiers,War Ships,Air Crafts,Tanks and other. The French were pussies and gay and didn't want to help Poland attack Germany. Oh Well they were invaded anyways.They are lucky the Britan actually helped them too. Poland got sexy girls, great people and not a lot of fat people.
by TruPolishThug August 26, 2006
Get the Poland mug.Verb: To Invade Poland: A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.
An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.
Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.
An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.
Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.
"Honey, im tired of the same old boring sex all of the time, isnt there something else we can try?"
"Why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second"
As man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snookums."
Invading Poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many Polands accross the world.
"Why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second"
As man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snookums."
Invading Poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many Polands accross the world.
by C IV December 14, 2008
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