polterdouche

A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.

Wynn, stop being polterdouche and reply to Renee already!

by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019

Jenn Porter

Jenn Porter

A homosapien of the sub-genre "Ginger". See "Ginger" for more info. Though displaying the physical appearance of a "Ginger" they are far less creepy and quite possibly have a soul. Most Jenn Porters are female and surprisingly attractive.

Dude 1: Dang, did you see that Ginger walk by. I didn't even get the shivers or feel cold inside.

Dude 2: Dude, that wasn't a Ginger, that was a Jenn Porter. And she was cute!

by HealthJunkie1991 August 11, 2009

Alabama Porterhouse

The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.

I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.

by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014

hunter porter

A super intelligent human being who plays all his games on 100 CC and is better than everyone else.

Hunter porter "I PLAY ON 100CC"

by Zeidler January 20, 2017

Mary G porter traditional school

You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.

“What’s that school you dropped out of?”
“Mary G porter traditional school, I hated that place”

by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

original poster

The first person to post or comment within a form-style collection of comments.

By creating a new thread, the original poster opens a discussion on a particular topic.

by Ant90 March 24, 2020