Poocasso

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!

by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005

Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.

winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.

by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011

pocahontas vibes

Someone who loves nature, or who has otherwise been raised by treehuggers.

Chloe: Oh my gawd why is she rolling around in that pile of leaves??

Tristan: Cos she's pocahontas vibes.

by pumpernickel pumpkin pie October 12, 2011

Poocas

Usually, a pet name given to a boy called Lucas, mostly by Lucas's older siblings.

Poo (shit) + Lucas = Poocas

Other variations include Mucus and Pukecas

Older sibling: hi Lucas - or should I say poocas?
Lucas: stfu before I snitch on u

by Danger Duck January 6, 2021

pocon

I won’t forget the time my cousin said pocon instead of popcorn

Example: “ Todo lo que comes son pOcOn”
“All you eat is pOcOn / popcorn”

by Denki~Beautiful March 8, 2021

pooah

A big poop

Hurry up the McDonald’s food is making me have to take a big pooah

by Hoodcc June 1, 2021

Pup pocolypse

When the number of dogs out numbers the humans

Omg, it’s the pup pocolypse over here.

by The man outside June 5, 2018