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Pynner

Commonly referred to as short, stocky males who are often found in a hibernation type mode. Pynners' act very similar to a sloth and/or bat because of their slow and nocturnal living style. Their diets mainly consist of donairs and fast food and they are attracted to any female with a pulse.
Q. "Why didn't you go to class today Pynner?"
A. "I was taking a wellness day"
by Bill Gantz December 5, 2010
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Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
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Thinking of planning to commit suicide

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.
by Spatro February 27, 2021
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gay planner

A mental to-do list kept by a hetero guy on the off chance he ever goes homo. Generally used to remind the wife/girlfriend that he does, in fact, have a penis.
Wife: Honey, let's go see the Sex in the City movie on opening day!
Husband: What a great idea! Let me just jot that down in the ol' gay planner...

Girlfriend: Sweetie, you should come to the salon with me on Saturday... I've always thought you'd look just adorable with highlights.
Boyfriend: Saturday, huh? Let me check... good news! Looks like I'm performing anonymous airport bathroom stall fellatio at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner's wide open!
by Chisos Climber May 22, 2008
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plynub

a word used for any tool that you can't remember the name of.
Hand me that thing, that plynub.
by furbs86 February 19, 2011
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Plannerbation

Spending hours on your planner instead of actually being productive.

This could include spending an exorbitant amount of time picking out the perfect planner, filling out your calendar and color coding it, reformatting your digital calendar over and over again instead of actually budgeting your time.
Daily goal: limit plannerbation to 30 min/day
by afterafewdrinks January 20, 2017
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palynn

You one-hundred percent need a Palynnin your life. She is a crazy yet funny type of girl. She will always be by your side when times are tough and will make you laugh when you're feeling down. She is definitely a music person and likes singing or playing instruments. Shes the type that can get on your nerves alot but is easy to forgive because of her bubbly personality. She is tall and beautiful and very bright. Don't judge her based on her fiery temper, give her a chance to cool down.
Yes Palynn loves to sing. She could be a artist one day if she set her mind to it.
by Veronica June November 11, 2020
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