platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Queer Platonic Relationship

A Queer Platonic Relationship or a QPR is a relationship that is neither inherently sexual, romantic or platonic, and was created by and for A-spec people (those with nonexisting to limited sexual/romantic attraction). Allosexuals/Alloromantics may also participate.

One in a QPR may do the following ;
- Kiss/ Not Kiss
-Hold hands/ Never hold hands
- Cuddle/ not cuddle
- Have kids/ Not have kids
- Live together/ Live seperatly
- marry/ not marry
- fuck/ not fuck

Baisically a list of checkboxes and custom made.

Quinn ; Why is she holding her hand? Is she gay?
Alice ; No they are just partners and signficant others.
Quinn ; Isn't that the same thing?
Alice ; No those terms can either refer to a romantic relationship or someone your in a Queer Platonic Relationship with.

by ElsaAro December 22, 2020

Platyratpusstritch

A 50 feet tall whore, who walks around creepin' on every guy that she see's, even though she is ugly as fuck & they all run away scared, or hit it & quit it! They usually travel in packs, but recently one left the pack & is now residing in willis, texas preying on the boys there, that are most likely out of her league. The Platyratpusstritch was originally from austrailia, & are hunted by the bohse's, Bohse's are the baddest bitches in the world, & no one would dare mess with them, but anyways, Platyratpusstritches are PUSSYS, they wont say shit, or stand up for there selves, because they are just that damn ugly!

" Damn kylie, that ugly Platyratpusstritch is talking shit again, call up the bohse's lets handle it"

"Courtney, do you see that Platyratpusstritch over there!? i feel sick she's so uglyy!"

" Ugh, kylie i feel sick, i better look at a Platyratpusstritch so i can throw up!"

"Oh my god courtney, look at that Platyratpusstritch, its just so big"

by ThaBohse December 27, 2011

Platonic Fluffer

A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.

That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.

by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012

platonic orgy

When a bunch of friends get together and there's lots of group hugging involved, usually without socks!

Man me and my friends kept on having so many group hugs, I got so sweaty from touching all of them. It was like having a platonic orgy!

Remember that big group hug where we took off our socks? It was like a platonic orgy, lol.

by Blubru May 21, 2015

platonic friends with benefits

Friends who are not dating but want to do traditionally romantic things together

Holding hands
Cuddling
Sitting in each other's laps (in a non sexual way)
Peck kisses (lips, cheeks, forehead)
"I have a term for us, we're platonic friends with benefits!"

by anubisd101 February 6, 2021

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

by Island Brooio May 20, 2022