pink pilates princess

a girl whom spends her time working out, making green juices and smoothies and chugs green tea every night

that girl gives me pink pilates princess vibes

by @valenciaraine January 8, 2022

Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

pilates

The latest set of exercises that can make you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd.

Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.

by jules X January 24, 2004

PILF

Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck

My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF

by Sarah December 10, 2003

pilar

(Fr. Spanish: pillar, support) A woman who displays unswerving--and deserving--loyalty, support and affection within a romantic relationship.

Although a few people considered Pablo somewhat quixotic, his ladyfriend Linda was sharp enough to believe in him with all her heart. She was a real pilar and reaped the riches.

by Paul Kusinitz January 24, 2003

Pilar

Means, big, manly, noble, corageous, anything that has to do with being a badass

That is one cool Pilar

by Pilar Munoz January 4, 2005

Pilaffing

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018