Tijuana Picnic

The act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner.

This nasty girl in my high school was "bragging" about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.

by DeeJayPee January 9, 2009

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

Family Picnic

Having sex with a single member of ones family one or more times.

Oh man, Derek is so gross. He had a family picnic with his aunt last Saturday.

by tomcollins December 16, 2007

piknicitis

When people on facebook feel the need to piknic every single one of their pictures. Corny and stupid sayings are written on them, accompanied by doodles of dinosaures or heatrs and kisses.

1. Dude, I just pikniced another one of my photos on facebook.
Um, man u have piknicitis to the max!

by bethcoopernatycabc February 25, 2010

picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.

Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.

by jake lightning October 28, 2009

Picnic area

The area located between a girls legs, cunt, pussy, etc...

Hey baby, what about me heading down to the "Picnic area" this evening...

by menudawg November 4, 2010

Picnic Life

An overpriveleged life of leisure and play, with little to no responsibility

Duchess Kate leads one giant picnic life: she makes about 50 official appearance per year. She spends the other 315 days in Anmer Hall having a picnic with Prince George and Princess Charlotte.

by Skyler Ann December 30, 2016