Photosynthesis and chill

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.

Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.

by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016

Photon Cannon

Flashlight (noun)
A Photon is a subatomic light wave/particle.
A Cannon is a device that shoots something.
Thus a Photon Cannon is a device that shoots Light.

Protoss Player <to all>: "HAHAHAHA! my dragoons just pwned ur hydras like there all photophobic! ROFLMA"--NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.--"OH SHIT!"
<BOOM>
Zerg Player <to Terran ally>: "gj"
Terran Player <to Zerg ally>: "thx hehe >:)"

by etox May 15, 2004

photoshop

verb. "to photoshop"

To fabricate digitally using Adobe Photoshop or a digital image-editing software. This verb is usually used by amatures.

"Whoa, is that picture real or is it photoshopped?"

"I'm going to photoshop a hat on this picture"

by thinkamc December 9, 2003

photon torpedo

Weapon carried by Federation starships, mostly used for blowing up Klingons.

Photon torpedos, fire!- Kirk, Picard, Janeway, etc..

by Andz August 8, 2005

photoshop

N. - Photoshop is an extremely expensive, but very effecting image editting and manipulating program. It is used by many major companies to produce high-quality graphics. Photoshop is made by Adobe, the makers of Acrobat Reader. Photoshop is very difficult to use and requires some major skill. You can get started with tutorials at many sites.

V. - To photoshop is to edit an image, or manipulate it to look different, usually used when a picture looks totally different from the original version.

N. - Photoshop is the best image edditing software out there.

V. - I just photoshopped that image to look like it was sunny.

by Matt Goodman December 30, 2005

x-rated photos

Also known as "kill books" . Really nasty bloody brain splattered photographs of dead Iraqis or Afghanis taken by grunts after the shooting stops. A lot of these are traded like baseball cards, and often wind up in the hands of pogues and fobbits who use them to talk shit back in the world "look how bad-ass I was"

"dude, you'd better not let the MPs searching our shit in Kuwait find your x-rated photos or you'll get an Article 15"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

photoslop

a poorly executed piece of digital imaging trickery created with Adobe Photoshop. It is easily diagnosed as fake by jagged lines, non-matching lighting/color or other inconsistencies.

"Dude, those n00dz are so fake; post that photoslop elsewhere."

by CD Di Guardia August 4, 2007