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philosophy

The habit of continuously asking questions about every aspect of the human condition.Has been known to make some of its adepts pompous and arrogant,but has also made others a little brighter than they were before.
Philosophy was an integral part of his/her life.
by Joe Twothree May 16, 2004
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Philosophy of Bueller

The Philosophy of Ferris Bueller: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Enjoy life, do what you want.
He was a strong believer in the Philosophy of Bueller
by NFTYRAC1 May 22, 2010
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Life Philosophy Boner

When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.
Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.
by Drew714 July 19, 2016
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Bitch Philosophy

(Coined by Wyvern)
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
*Tumblr user: draws character differently than canon and posts it on tumblr*
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
by vitisvififera September 15, 2017
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philosophy tourist

A student taking one or more philosophy elective, usually to feel intelectual and smug while not pursuing a career in the field. Commonly loud-mouthed mature-age psychology majors. Especially unberable when taking advanced courses.
Person #1: Hey, how is this new course going?

Person #2: It's shit. These philosophy tourists from economics keep crapping on about irrelevant bullshit.
by poopiepoos March 10, 2010
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hipster philosophy

The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.
Elijah not only knows, but lives by hipster philosophy.
by ChubbyWubbyBear July 7, 2011
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The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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