Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.
"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."
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Didn't the VP's puffytation just blow you away? I loved the falling apples turning into dollar bills.
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Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"
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Disclaimer: this is advanced level shit. Do not do this to someone you don't know well, or who doesn't like pain.
Directions. 1) Enter a girl through her anus while she's on her shoulders. 2) To find the sweet spot, carefully aim the cock, at roughly a 15 degree angle, into the asshole. 3) Gently guide it over the pelvic bone. 4) Have your brave girl finger herself to fully experience the special moment. Enjoy that face. ;)
Disclaimer: this is advanced level shit. Do not do this to someone you don't know well, or who doesn't like pain.
Directions. 1) Enter a girl through her anus while she's on her shoulders. 2) To find the sweet spot, carefully aim the cock, at roughly a 15 degree angle, into the asshole. 3) Gently guide it over the pelvic bone. 4) Have your brave girl finger herself to fully experience the special moment. Enjoy that face. ;)
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