Pewp Secks

When Someone Has To Much Time On Their Hands

Joseph Likes Pewp Secks

by HiPCaT November 22, 2003

pewp

A combination of the words pee and poop meaning you have to do both at the same time. Invented by my 3 year old son, Judah.

Mommy, take me to the potty. I have to go pewp.

by mle1125 May 3, 2016

Pewping

Pooping, bullets. From the anus.

“Sucks when you are pewping and on your period and don’t have a extra tampon”

-optimus_primette

by ТИГР АКУЛА July 13, 2018

Pewpage

(poop idge)
(1) An accidental seepage from the anal orifice during and or after anal sex.. Usually occurring after "Pull Out"

Like Oh Em Gee... You just totally had pewpage on my bed...

by Rubix_Cube December 27, 2008

Pewmauser

1) A smelly reclusive person.

2) A task that is particularly hard to accomplish.

1)The pewmauser lived alone with 47 cats while shaving her back with a rusty tuna can lid.

2) That marathon was a real pewmauser.

by Dylan Burbidge June 23, 2004

pewpewpie

The Cutest human being ever born on Earth.
#Rimi

I just had a wonderful day with my pewpewpie.

by Amyfin July 8, 2014

Peemptively

To pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.

"Dude, you're such a shitbird, we just got here and you're going to the bathroom already?"
Suck my dick, I'm just going peemptively. We'll see who's laughing when you're making friends with the bathroom looker.

by kill the thief August 22, 2010