Penolphobia

Penolphobia: The fear of losing your penis. Therefore you have to constantly having to check that it is still there. Also with the outcome of bruising and injuring the shaft or head of the penis. There have been rare cases of ripping and tearing to point of bleeding. Little boys from the ages of 3 to 9 are prone to this behavior. This phobia may be the cause of parents telling their son's, "if you keep touching yourself, your tweeter will fall off."

Psychologist: "So it's Mr. Bruce Johnson. Tell me a little about yourself."

Mr. Johnson: "I have Penolphobia"

Psychologist: "And what is that exactly?"

Mr. Johnson: "Well every since I was young, I've had this feeling that my penis was going to fall off."

Psychologist: "Well let me insure you that this will never physically happen. Remember every action has a reaction."

Mr. Johnson: "What the f#*k does that to do with anything."

by Dark Spectrum January 12, 2017

Plopophobia

The fear that akhash will shit out another nuclear explosion and destroy all
Of living mankind.

Omg! I'm so afraid of plopophobia!

by Sooraj December 5, 2016

Peniphobia

General fear or disgust of one's penis.

He was gripped by peniphobia.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

Panophobia

A phobia where you are scared of pans.

Mom: kids I’m gonna make eggs on the stove!
Jimmy with Panophobia: AHHHH PAN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! *faints*

by Goldfishlord8000 May 18, 2021

poopophobia

fear of shitting in the toilet

joe mama has poopophobia and is afraid shitting himself or shitting on a Friday night

by Chungus manBruh September 27, 2021

Petrophobia

Fear of rocks. Commonly triggered by Minecraft builds, which use cheap blocks like stone, cobblestone, etc. (anything stone related/grey). The grey hue of rocks makes buildings look dull, unattractive, depressing, cheap and lazy. Usually the viewer suffers from this disorder, not the builder themselves. The stone dominant builds are common in survival medieval builds.

Alternative spelling: Petraphobia/Pietraphobia

"I can't believe in this day and age, people still think that cobblestone is the only building material there is" -"Dude, why do you have to be so petrophobic?"

Patient:"I don't know what's wrong doc. Whenever I see my kids play Minecraft I get sad"
Doctor: "Ok, I will schedule you for a petrophobia test"

by Dyxslecsic Hystorian November 3, 2021

Petrophobia

Fear of rocks. Usually triggered by dull looking survival stone Minecraft brutalist builds. The lack of colour makes the viewer feel sick and depressed.

"All the colours in the world and you choose to only use greyscale." -"I think you have petrophobia"

by Dyxslecsic Hystorian April 29, 2022