penile anangulation

pee-NILE a-NANG-u-LA-shun.

noun: the accidental bending of the penis against the partner's leg, taint, or but cheek due to overextension of the sexual thrust. Normally a painful occurrence.

Jeff *walking gingerly into the kitchen* "Oh man"
Ray "Dude, what happened?"
J "Sally and I were fucking, and I pulled out too far. I tried to just stuff it back in and got a penile anangulation against her taint."
R "That sucks."
J "Dude" *sniff* "My dick bent in half!"

by The Afterworld Cafe September 8, 2007

penile penetration

The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.

"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."

by penileperpetrator69 July 14, 2019

Pantless

1. A lack thereof pants.
2. To be at peace with ones legs.
3. A state of perfection. Not to be confuzed with the state of New York. Or Arkansas. Or Victoria. Or Hungary. Which is a country.

Pantless Dave is the king of the interweb. Bow before his might. The pantologists shall crush ye beneath their mighty pantlessness. Ye shall be cleansed, and ye pants burned.

by Pantless Dave April 21, 2006

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

by DrE*vil February 12, 2012