penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

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Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

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Pecile • penile • peckle • Penile Dementia • penile fracture • pecklesteiner • Pencileater • Penciled in • Penile Delinquency • Penile Denial

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

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Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010

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penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.

Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

by Adam Mills May 8, 2003

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