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Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008
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copy paste monkey

(Definition reinstated)
One who codes, HTML, PHP C, or any other language, by mindlessly copying random chunks of code from the work of others without fully understanding what the code does. This usualy causes bugs, bloat, and generaly nasty ass code. Also abbreviated "CPM"
<Fred> Why does the php on Bob's site keep shitting?
<Dom> Because he's a copy-paste-monkey.
*Fred is now known as Bob
<Bob> Eep! Eep! I am MONKEY! Give me BANANA!! ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-c, ctrl-v!
by BlueEagle January 7, 2005
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crab paste

What Mel B's muff smells of, according to the Bo'Selecta sketches.
"Oooooh! Crab paste!"
by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003
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Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.
Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.
by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011
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Pasta Nigger

A slang/derogotory term for Italians. First used in the beginning the 21st century, it has risen to new heights.
That beety-eyed pasta nigger just ate my pizza.

The cast of the Jersey Shore are pasta niggers.

Many scholars confrim that the Ancient Romans were the first pasta niggers. The Italians have been second since the collapse of the Holy Roman Empire.
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Flange Paste

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.
Wow, that flange paste really got the engine oil out from under my fingernails.
by gerald_holmes January 20, 2009
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paste-book

How one might refer to facebook if out of their hundreds of facebook friends they are unable to name 10 offhand. It derives from the friends seemingly having been copied and pasted off other people's profiles.
A: How many friends have I got now on paste-book?
(A logs on)
A: Yippee, I've got 1000 now 30 accepted in the middle of the night.
(A Logs off)
B: Aren't you going to have a look at their profiles?
A: Nah.
by lovelee09 April 16, 2009
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