Pear Harvesting

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010

pear shaped

Quite often people's shapes, are compared to fruits, like pear, melon, or banana shaped.
The only shape that has no fruit connected to it is the hourglass shape.

Body parts like breasts can be compared to shapes too:
Melons (full and round), pear shaped (half full, most people have this), pointy (where the nipple sticks out), hangtits (hanging banana's), or flats (no tits)

Yeah, you have something there that men love! Just go for it, and have fun tonight!

by Fukaface! December 18, 2010

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Pear Tongue

Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".

It's gone a bit pear tongue.

by Mac Hitchen January 8, 2021

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

by AlwaysTheTruth December 6, 2012

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018