The Higgs-Poofuck Particle

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.

Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.

by MartiPellow June 11, 2020

Particle Rain

Rain that is really small to see with a bare eye

You could not tell it was raining hard because it was only Particle Rain.

by H.E.Y April 24, 2017

Particle

A particle is someone who constantly flops. A flakey person who is unreliable.

James is such a particle as you can never depend on him for anything.

by Don Riddle March 13, 2018

Unity's Particle System

Oh, you don't know what Unity's Particle System is? Unity's Particle System is a GREAT system for creating particles in unity.

Fan: "Dani, where were you born?"
Dani: "I wasn't born, I was made in Unity's Particle System"

by Timmy Tristan September 30, 2021

particle accelerator game

You and your friend stand at opposite ends of a long hall, you then start accelerating towards them unti you collide with them. The game is named after particle accelerators which accelerate particle packets to near light speed before sending them into each other.

Hey Joe want to play the particle accelerator game?
Mark got a broken nose from playing the particle accelerator game with Joe yesterday.

by special_relativity October 29, 2021

party particles

any powdered drugs you will use on a night out

"Gazza give us some of them party particles mate,"

by dwebble November 8, 2022

Leadiculic Particle Blowing

When you wrap ground pencil lead in paper and then you make 2 ends like a flute and blow out a smoke cloud with your mouth. Must say Taste the Rainbow! before blowing even if it is not rainbow colored.

I wrapped ground pencil lead in paper and assumed position to commit Leadiculic Particle Blowing on my bully’s face, shouted “Taste the Rainbow!”

by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022