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prothetic

someone who is professional at being pathetic.
Man, my roomate never has his part of the rent. He is just prothetic.
by C.R.M. July 24, 2006
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pathepic

Bob: Sarah talked to me today
Joe: And?
Bob: I peed my pants...
Joe: What??
Bob: ...in front of her.
Joe: Wow, pathepic.
by Hober Mallow March 17, 2009
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painthetic

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously
guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.
by jpatt February 21, 2006
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pathetic

Anyone who complains at a internet website just so they can get email.
i am pathetic
by Jennifer December 25, 2003
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Pathetic

Your life. Here's why...
Your mom charges you a monthly rent of a kiss and a hug to live in her basement.

You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.

You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.

Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.

The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.

In high school, you failed study hall.

You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.

You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.

Unicorns give you nightmares.

In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...

Need I say more? PATHETIC!
by ThatAngryGuy9x74 May 25, 2009
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pathetisad

Adj. : Patheisad is indeed a combination of the words "pathetic" and "sad" and should only be used in the most comical of situations, usually to describe how lame someone is.
Frank: Did you see Pete try to pick up that chick with that shitty ass line?
Dave: Yea, that shit is pathetisad.
by Lia M. April 29, 2006
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pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS

When a female of any race has such low self-esteem she will allow herself to be humiliated by accepting booty calls at 3am even though she has to be up for work at 6. The subject will typically date men she finds completely unnatractive and boring. She typically has a shady past of cheating on every boyfriend she has dated (especially friends of the boyfriend), gang bangs, sleeping with random men at bars and the list goes on. The PGS can be sniffed out by any player within a 20 foot radius. A female with PGS has a short life span due to aquiring STDS and a very high suicide rate has been linked to persons with chronic PGS.
guy at bar: Hey. I noticed you were sitting all alone. Can you buy me a drink and pay for my tab then take me to the motel across the street?

pathetic girl syndrome aka PGS response: sure. That sounds really good. I don't have condoms, but I'm cool if you just pull out.
by torntights February 23, 2011
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