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Pretender

A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.
Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.

I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore
by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013
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Stand Partner

Someone you sit next to in an orchestral setting. These relationships often extend beyond a musical friendship and often can be confused with a more intimate relationship. It is not uncommon for stand partners to share a bed, participate in couples yoga, share food, and cuddle.
"How are you spending your easter vacation?"

"My stand partner is taking me back to her house to finally meet the family. We also might participate in couples yoga while there!"
by Violaprincess April 8, 2013
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Howdy, partner!

a greeting you say as a cowboy/southern fellow to a friend
Oh well howdy, partner! How d'ya darn diddly dee do?!

*BANG*

Well f**k.
by The name's Milk. Spoiled Milk February 9, 2021
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Trophy Partner

A lab or group partner for a school project chosen purely for their superficial beauty. Usually unitelligent and always unhelpful, the trophy partner is the school equivalent to a trophy wife.
Yeah, she's only a trophy partner.
by BariFan May 18, 2011
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Poo Partner

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.
(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.
by Mr Bob Dingles May 30, 2012
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Bartender

I am a bartender, I cure people's problems
by t dawggy dawg April 28, 2011
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Unprotected Sex Partner

An unprotected sex partner is one who does not have a gun, or some other weapon when having sex.
Steve Allen only has male unprotected sex partners. He thinks women are icky.
by The Original Energizer Bunny October 19, 2008
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