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Parisite

Denotes any gratingly gratuitous, irrevocably spoiled, and/or thoroughly talentless psuedocelebrity.
That parisite deserved what she got.
by PurrfectPeach141210 July 6, 2007
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Parasite

A parasite by definition is something who feeds off a person (or a so-called 'host').

1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.

2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.

3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. Del is a parasite, all he does is feed off of people and takes advantage of them.

2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.

3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
by Pander November 8, 2006
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Haggy Parasite

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''
by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014
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parrotsite

Cross between parrot and parasite - someone with no original ideas of their own but who squawks out other peoples ideas and tries to take credit for them.
I mentioned a cost-effective solution and my parrotsite co-worker ran and told the boss she came up with it.
by watrgrl October 29, 2012
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Parasite

Someone that works as a lawyer, solicitor, barrister, judge, or any other legal professional who drains money intravenously from hard working people until they are poverty-stricken.
Fellow parasites welcome to the annual Law Society Gala Dinner.
by Dashadoo January 9, 2023
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Video Parasite

A video parasite is a person who creates videos, but does not post any on his/her own channel. Instead they will post them on other peoples channel.
INA5 makes videos, but does not post them on his channel MrINA5,

instead he posts them on other peoples channels: DrunkSeryth
and
bubblecube1

therefore he is a Video Parasite
by Drunk_Seryth August 10, 2012
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Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.
I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.
by MaroonDog July 29, 2016
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