NFTY-PAR

Quite possibly the most kick-ass, ridiculously ridiculous region in all of NFTY.

*At NFTY Convention 2009*

"Hey, who are all those sweet kids over there? They look like they've got the most ruach here!"

"Oh, they're NFTY-PAR of course!"

by Jake Hershman June 6, 2009

Par 5

An obnoxiously long line of cocaine. Derives from the long holes on golf courses - par fives.

I am exhausted, please cut up a par 5 for me so i can make it to all 8 clubs tonight.

by RobDB May 29, 2008

mad par

Par is short for party. When something is good you would use mad par!

Are you going to that mad par tomorrow night?
Lets par tonight!

by Comets15 November 11, 2010

Par Mitzvah

When all golfers in a group make a par on a hole.

"We all made par? That's a par mitzvah!"

by Shopsy June 4, 2021

Sub-Par

Below average, not meeting par.

Yo, what do you think about Jay-Z?

Sub-Par, yo!

by Nas fan May 15, 2005

Jimmy Par

A golf term for taking a par on a hole when a bogey or worse was made. A polite way of saying the other player is cheating.

"Nice Jimmy Par you cheater, 5 foot putts are not gimmes"

by T-bone65 March 12, 2009

Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

by gnostic3 November 26, 2020