Chicken Parmesian

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.

Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

by PoopFaceMcGee May 12, 2010

Eggplant Parmesan

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Pussy Parmesan

When your sexual partner wakes you up with morning sex and its as good as chicken parmesan in bed.

I woke up this morning to some amazing Pussy Parmesan

by Willdrop February 10, 2021

parmesan

cheese, usually grated; the color of Nobody's hair

Nobody's hair blends in with the parmesan!

by Jordan's Kinda Girlfriend who wants to quit but can't November 20, 2003

Padmesh

big boy paddy gets all the girls big black guy tho he kinda cute ngl ngl i love him ngl ngl he usually has purple lips

what a ugly paddy padmesh

by paddy pad mesh September 30, 2019

parmesan

cheesy, corny, kind of makes you want to throw up a little

That Hilary Duff movie was total parmesan.

by Buttercup Bubblehead September 26, 2005

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015