Parker

Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names
Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver
by koala killer from heavan November 21, 2013
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n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between fucking Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."
by Walt Berryman April 28, 2006
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The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot
when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
by Caleb Cox November 03, 2007
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Parker

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens
"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."
by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022
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human: hey, have you seen parker recently?
other human: ew, no, man.
by May 07, 2018
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Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
by Thethreesomegirl March 13, 2019
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Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.
Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"
by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 16, 2010
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