Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.

Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’

by Butty101 November 23, 2011

sarah jessica parker

An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!

by Gary Jonston April 30, 2008

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

Parcerito

Spanish word meaning “buddy” or “pal,” without the connotation of being friend-zoned. It is a neutral word.

No pasa nada, parcerito. 🙂

by AgentCrucio394 November 4, 2018

Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't

Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride

by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019

Liz Parker

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". Is a serious and studious chick enjoys biology and science and dates (and married later on in series) Max Evans. She fell in love with Max when Max rescurrected her using his alien healing powers when she was shot in "Pilot". She works at the Crashdown Cafe (in the "Pilot" that's where she got shot), the town's alien themed resturant her parents own.

In last few episodes of Seasn 3, it was found that she got powers that resulted from Max's healing. She recieved visions and has a 'destructive' power.

You: "Hey I know that chick... she's the chick who played Liz Parker on "Roswell", what's her name?"
Me: "Shiri Appleby."

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011