Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020
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clit paper
The little piece of toilet paper that balls up when a woman wipes after peeing that stays in the clit / lip area and eventually dries up, falls off /out and you find it on the floor later on.
clit paper by Tallyguy43 August 5, 2014
John Wayne toilet paper
Damn dude, why you walking so funny?
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013
John Wayne toilet paper
John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on September 28, 2023
paper in plastic
The ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 Ford won't be ruined. Also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. A cashier's worst nightmare.
Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll
paper in plastic by grocerystorecashiersofamerica January 19, 2011
whax paper
The paper that bonds to the penis head or shaft after a guy jerks off into a tissue, toilet paper, napkin, paper towel, or something of the like.
Most common is when a guy jerks off into a kleenex. The more kleenex that is chosen, the less likely he is to have whax paper. But you don't want to use too many kleenex and risk running out for the next session. So 4 are average, but 3 normally will suffice. The semen, having glue like properties, will form a stronger bond with the paper the longer the paper is in contact with the jizz. If one jerks off into 3 kleenexes, then passes out, their dick risks being mummified. Immediate shower is necessary. Not cleaning whax paper residue properly can lead to urine being rerouted to the outside of the toilet.
Most common is when a guy jerks off into a kleenex. The more kleenex that is chosen, the less likely he is to have whax paper. But you don't want to use too many kleenex and risk running out for the next session. So 4 are average, but 3 normally will suffice. The semen, having glue like properties, will form a stronger bond with the paper the longer the paper is in contact with the jizz. If one jerks off into 3 kleenexes, then passes out, their dick risks being mummified. Immediate shower is necessary. Not cleaning whax paper residue properly can lead to urine being rerouted to the outside of the toilet.
A guy watches a Cinemax movie late night, replays the best nude scene over and over on his Tivo until climax into some toilet paper. He gets up, throws out paper, and goes upstairs and passes out next to his wife or girlfriend. The next morning she gets frisky, reaches down for his cock.
"Wait a second, is that whax paper?" At this point there is nothing a man can say, so it's best he fills his mouth with pussy.
"Wait a second, is that whax paper?" At this point there is nothing a man can say, so it's best he fills his mouth with pussy.
whax paper by Mr. Frizzle March 18, 2010