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Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.
My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor
by Gove1 July 24, 2022
mugGet the Fudge Pantrymug.

vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
mugGet the vacuum the pantrymug.

some nice timtams in your pantry

good fashion sense and your palate of clothing is exceptional
"hey jack, you've got some nice timtams in your pantry"
by rosspapadakis February 24, 2020
mugGet the some nice timtams in your pantrymug.

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