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Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast
They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.
by kyle April 4, 2005
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Pablo

Pablo is the most amazing guy you could ever meet. He cares so much it’s insane. He is the sweetest guy you know and is very charming. Any girl is extremely lucky to have a pablo. He is the most cutest guy you know and has the perfect face and body you could ever imagine. Everything about pablo is perfect. He gives the most amazing hugs and the best kisses imaginable. He will try his hardest for you and do whatever it takes to make you happy. He is so funny and just so damn sexy. The way he smiles and shakes his head is always the cutest. He can make you smile at any time. Pablo’s make the world go round!
Girl: Did you hear about her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such a Pablo!
by Adipants17 August 21, 2018
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padlow

Noun. A person who says 'no' to a reasonable request without reasonable justification.
"My dad makes like $400,000 a year, and he wouldn't even co-sign for my $6,000 student line of credit! What a padlow!"
by Mr.Correct1985 May 25, 2009
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pablo poopcaso

The temporary name given to an individual responsible for leaving poop streaks on the porcelain after flushing down his/her stinky stool.
Hey Kate, seems you left some nice 'artwork' in the shitter. I deem you Pablo Poopcaso.
by wonderjelly May 19, 2016
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pablo

a bird,

pablo is our saviour and brings peace and antibreadness.
a legend, if you will.

belongs to the prostapointment family/ebi.
person : hey have you met pablo?
you : yes pablo is amazing!!!
by a rel1able source. November 30, 2021
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One-trick Pablo

One-trick Pablo (noun):

A performer (often a standup comic) who, while funny at first, has become old, tiresome, and appears unable to come up with any new material.

One-trick Pablos generally have highly respected and well recognized early performances published on YouTube, however they lack the creativity to continue their development beyond this initial success.

One-trick Pablos are often still touring, flogging the same dated and boring shit, sometimes packaged slightly differently.

Origin:
Named after Pablo Francisco - who gained fame from his MadTV and Comedy Central Presents appearance in 2000 - who continues to tour, attract massive crowds to see hacked up versions of his original material interspersed with un-intelligible raves, baby talk and sex humor which leaves most of the fans disappointed (except for the retards).
Hey did you go see that Franscisco guy when he was in town?

Yeah, sure did, he was crap! He did his same old jokes! I guess he's just a One-trick Pablo!
by Pablo Monster July 30, 2010
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padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012
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