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M.W. problems

Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.
(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?

(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
by rogueleader August 14, 2011
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White People Problems

a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.

b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.

FML. Struggling today.

= White people problems
by Emster73 December 13, 2012
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Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.
Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"
by Gracie37 August 12, 2017
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pc problems

when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007
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nerdworld problems

The unique problems that effect only the nerds of the world. Usually having to do with video games, computer equipment, the making of costumes for Cos-play, as well as a whole host of other annoying problems that no other group of humans in the world have.
Nerd 1: Dude, I just can't seem to find the correct material to make my mask for my new NRC veteran armor.

Dude 1: Man, nerdworld problems!
by Von Druid July 26, 2012
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Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”
by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021
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Filthy Rich Problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...
by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019
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